Archive for October, 2007

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

Seagull vs. Echo

My bus just passed a Tim Hortons. There was a dead pidgeon in the parking lot. There was an old guy in a Toyota Echo doing a 50 point turn, trying to get out of his parking spot, nearly running over the pidgeon everytime he lurched forward. On the other side was a seagull who [...]

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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

People Stink Today

I’m sitting here on the bus with my Blackberry reflecting on a curious observation. People really stink today. Bad BO and garlic stink. Anyone who really knows me will probably point out that I stink a lot of the time: I’m a very fat man who drinks a crap load of coffee in a day. [...]

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